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Blogs have multiplied so rapidly that every man, woman, child, and monkey has one. Or two. Or eighteen. Which is why Anticlown Media has emerged as a premiere online publisher to help readers and marketers cut through the filler and unite in a holy matrimony of online ecstasy. Anybody can make their own blog, but every Anticlown Media site is a one of a kind gem that's so sparkly and shiny that staring straight at it has been known to cause blindness.

Our flagship title, The Superficial, exemplifies our goals and attitudes and is a clear example of why we're able to reach such a young and influential audience.

We believe in connecting special marketers with a special audience. Are you in the business of scamming people with a free iPod gimmick? Then shoot yourself in the face and never come back here ever again. Anticlown Media only accepts advertisers that complement our sites. And because we hand pick our sponsors, marketers can feel confident they've got the endorsement of our writers. And our readers love what our writers love.

We're always looking for new and creative ways to bring marketers together with our audience. We're open to your crazy ideas and even encourage them. If you've got a crazy advertising idea feel free to shoot it on over. Otherwise, take a look at our sites and see what they have to offer.

The Superficial

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The Superficial is an unflinching look at celebrities and celebrity culture. There's not a rational explanation for why we want to know who Lindsay Lohan made out with last Thursday night. But we do. And The Superficial will tell us.

I Watch Stuff

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I Watch Stuff! brings the magic of the big screen to the magic of your computer. Covering the latest movie news, clips, and trailers, I Watch Stuff! is like the friend who worked at the movie theater that let you sneak in for free. Only cooler and with less pimples. And isn't always asking if you want some posters for your bedroom.

Geekologie

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If it's technology or internet related, Geekologie will cover it. Plus, we even hired an actual geek to manage the site. He lives at his computer, doesn't shower, and has probably never touched a girl. Actually none of that is true, but I'm sure he's really happy that's what we're telling people.